August 16, 2023

pingasking-brhdft asked:

I love Spheals. I want a plush of it.


Height Accurate.

adobe-outdesign:

I have some great news

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August 16, 2023
official-boob-posts:
“j33zits:
“heroofthreefaces:
“prince-atom:
“shiftythrifting:
“some… babyhead titty slug thing sculptures. we got all of them lmao.
found in a family owned thrift store in SW Florida
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On the one hand, Tumblr is host to the...

official-boob-posts:

j33zits:

heroofthreefaces:

prince-atom:

shiftythrifting:

some… babyhead titty slug thing sculptures. we got all of them lmao.

found in a family owned thrift store in SW Florida

On the one hand, Tumblr is host to the sublime, like King Tut’s ducky outfit.

On the other hand … yeah.

You expect a Luke Skywalker action figure to just walk up and milk one

Live Babyhead Titty Slug Reaction

we have free will but at what cost

August 16, 2023

log6:

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this is my new favorite headline/image combo EVER

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August 16, 2023

inthefallofasparrow:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

woolandflax:

Ha I wonder how many strokes the most complex Chinese character has like maybe eightee-

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Has a Chinese son, names him bèng-dá, and he hates me

My beloved son 䨻龘 just trying to write his name in kindergarten

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August 16, 2023

zestyleaf:

avi17:

zestyleaf:

“magical fey shapeshifter surrounded by regular animals” is by far my favorite cartoon saloon trope

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This is the funniest fucking addition anyone has ever made on one of my posts. Everyone else go home

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August 16, 2023
reblog if your name isn’t Amanda.

worldheritagepostorganization:

computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

World Heritage Post

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August 16, 2023
datasoong47:
“datasoong47:
“ultrafacts:
“source {x}
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Holy crap, it’s real, and what a story!
“On July 26, 1959, Rankin was flying from Naval Air Station South Weymouth, Massachusetts, to Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort in South Carolina.[4] He...

datasoong47:

datasoong47:

ultrafacts:

source {x}

Holy crap, it’s real, and what a story!

On July 26, 1959, Rankin was flying from Naval Air Station South Weymouth, Massachusetts, to Marine Corps Air Station Beaufort in South Carolina.[4] He climbed over a thunderhead that peaked at 45,000 feet (13,700 m); then—at 47,000 feet (14,300 m) and at mach 0.82—he heard a loud bump and rumble from the engine. The engine stopped, and a fire warning light flashed.[1] He pulled the lever to deploy auxiliary power, and it broke off in his hand. Though not wearing a pressure suit, at 6:00 pm he ejected into the −50 °C (−58 °F) air.[1] He suffered immediate frostbite, and decompression caused his eyes, ears, nose, and mouth to bleed. His abdomen swelled severely. He did, however, manage to make use of his emergency oxygen supply.[1]

Five minutes after he abandoned the plane, his parachute had not opened. While in the upper regions of the thunderstorm, with near-zero visibility, the parachute opened prematurely instead of at 10,000 feet (3,000 m) because the storm had affected the barometric parachute switch and caused it to open.[5] After ten minutes, Rankin was still aloft, carried by updrafts and getting hit by hailstones. Violent spinning and pounding caused him to vomit. Lightning appeared, which he described as blue blades several feet thick, and thunder that he could feel. The rain forced him to hold his breath to keep from drowning. One lightning bolt lit up the parachute, making Rankin believe he had died.[1]

Conditions calmed, and he descended into a forest. His watch read 6:40 pm. It had been 40 minutes since he had ejected. He searched for help and eventually was admitted into a hospital at Ahoskie, North Carolina.[1] He suffered from frostbite, welts, bruises, and severe decompression.

The second person was a paraglider named Ewa Wiśnierska

On 14 February 2007, in spite of weather reports heralding the presence of violent thunderstorms, Wiśnierska decided to try to fly in order to train for the 2007 World Paragliding Championships near Manilla, New South Wales, Australia. She was sucked into the ascending current of a cumulonimbus cloud, a cloud responsible for large and heavy rains, usually with hail inside and extremely low temperatures. Unable to get out, she was lifted to an altitude of 9,946 metres (32,631 ft), according to her GPS. The GPS variometer also tracked vertical speeds of up to +20 m/s (77 kilometres per hour (48 mph)).[4] She landed 3.5 hours later about 60 kilometres (37 mi) north of her starting position.

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August 16, 2023

Anonymous asked: I'm hetero but I have a tendency to fetishize gay male characters sometimes and I hate it. I know it's a sin, but also even the gay community would be mad at me for fettishizing them. It's like a lose, lose situation on every side. Pray for me if you have a moment. ♡

kawaiite-mage:

thisonequack:

hello-jericho:

john15-10:

You know I remember a moment I held Shiro (from Voltron) at an idol position.

I would draw him, I would read fan fictions on him, lots of other things… *ahem*

Anyways, when I came stronger in my faith I told God I’d choose him over Shiro if I had to.

And guess what. God put me to the test.

Shiro came out as gay and I was DEVASTATED. But I knew I had to let it go. I couldn’t worship sin. I couldn’t accept him, I had to let him go.

So I chose God over Shiro.

Here’s the thing; interests come and go, they’ll change overtime, but God will always stay the same. He’ll always be there.

Gods worth it!

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August 16, 2023

solarflame33:

dbot55:

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cylinder post for tumblr

ok so I got the impulse to look into it after so long since I first saw this beautiful event, there’s more

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August 16, 2023

gaphic:

gaphic:

sometimes neurodivergence questions will be like ‘do you find activities more enjoyable when they are activities you enjoy’ and it really makes me wonder if this ‘neurotypical’ thing has just been a big practical joke all along

‘do you find it disruptive to your focus when your focus on a task is disrupted suddenly and without warning’ this CANNOT be diagnostic criteria. they are playing us for fools

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August 16, 2023

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

unashamedly-enthusiastic:

donald-trump-official:

“The average US president has been charged with 1.54 felonies” factoid isn’t true. The average US President has been charged with 0 felonies. Donald trump, who has been charged with 71, is a statistical outlier and should not have been counted

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Felonies Donld is now up to 79 felonies, for a statistical average of 1.71 felonies per president

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Update:

With 91 felonies, felonies Donld has now broken the 2 felonies per president average average (2.02 felonies per president)

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August 16, 2023

egberts:

striders:

mothman-did-nothing-wrong:

striders:

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can anyone translate whatever the hell my little brother has going on rn

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this is such a good point. @walnutsupreme why aren’t you doing numbers yet

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August 15, 2023

cryoverkiltmilk:

howling-lights:

howling-lights:

leviathans-in-the-tardis:

sometimes i get mad at australian stereotypes but then i remember that my backyard looks like this

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IM FREAKING OUT THIS IS MY BACKYARD HOW DID YOU GET THIS PICTURE??????

never mind i just found my brother’s blog by accident

I can’t believe this dude killed their sibling because they found his Tumblr

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August 15, 2023
bigmouthlass:
“ rydenarmani:
“a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨
”
Bless me velvety skeleton friend.
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bigmouthlass:

rydenarmani:

a velvety skeleton friend here to bring you financial luck this october 🔮✨

Bless me velvety skeleton friend.

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August 15, 2023

bloodiegawz:

bloodiegawz:

bloodiegawz:

anyway i need to tell all my friends i love them immediately

if you are my friend i love you

if you are unsure if you’re my friend please refer to this graphic:


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i hope this helps

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