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July 2, 2023

sokudon:
“huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:
“samreich:
“getting a wikipedia page really does feel like you’ve made it into the library of alexandria
” ”
#hes been here the whole time
”

huffy-the-bicycle-slayer:
samreich:
getting a wikipedia page really does feel like you’ve made it into the library of alexandria
#hes been here the whole time

(via chaosgenasi)

1:07am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se41R0o0q00

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July 2, 2023

midnightmadwoman:

pussyronin:
Me: my god.. i did it.. i killed him..!
Angel on my shoulder: we’re extremely fortunate. You shot him in the side of the head and you’re wearing gloves. Place the gun in his hand and set the house ablaze. Officer Goger’s tragic suicide will be the perfect cover story
Devil on my shoulder: Goger was always eating stuffing and spelt wheat and steel cut oats. Bet he’d taste reeeeal good on a spit with an apple in his mouth. Come on, i’ve seen the way you’ve looked at him..
My tulpa, a 6'9" DD smokeshow hottie PS1 graphics anthro leopard girl in a lab coat: you must put a baby in me Your Highness, quickly!
Please take this in the most encouraging and constructive way possible: replace the batteries in the CO2 detectors in your home

(via hungwy)

12:57am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se41HtK8i00

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July 2, 2023

serphy:

souls stuff

(via marble-writes)

12:55am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se41FbeOy00

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Filed under: IMAGES OF TREMENDOUS DELIGHT OH YM GOD THE BORZS well i mea he h he susre would do it for them

July 2, 2023

ode-on-a-grecian-butt:

berserklrina:

(via skajador)

12:39am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se4113Kuq00

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July 1, 2023

its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:
get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:
sandmandaddy69:

(via poopskrillex)

10:46pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3-PAXCW00

(Notes: 115,903)

July 1, 2023

lovergirl:
Do we have a franz kafka diary entry for july 1st, i want to know what he thinks!!!
happy too tired July everyone

(via church-of-lilith)

10:45pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3-Ow7Ci00

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July 1, 2023

thenimbus:

new-clown-in-town:
juzavoices:
I’M IN HYSTERICS
text-to-audio reenactment posts like this are the absolute best part of this site.

(via riddle-for-the-riddler)

1:09am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3irh7eq00

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June 30, 2023

captain-price-official:

youdehponskunt:
ametislady:
nerevar-shid-and-fard:
of-claws-and-dragonscales:
nerevar-shid-and-fard:
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business

(via poopskrillex)

8:00pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3eRM7ay00

(Notes: 273,210)

June 30, 2023

captain-price-official:

youdehponskunt:
ametislady:
nerevar-shid-and-fard:
of-claws-and-dragonscales:
nerevar-shid-and-fard:
how do you guys feel about my lock screen
OP do you take constructive criticism?
there is nothing to criticize here
Who the hell organize apps by color
Mind your business

(via poopskrillex)

8:00pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3eQu_Gq00

(Notes: 273,210)

June 30, 2023

the-haiku-bot:

derinthescarletpescatarian:
golden-masquerade:
ceylonsilvergirl:
should-be-sleeping:
Yes, I have a framed photograph of Carie Fisher in my home reminding me to take my meds everyday. Don’t you?
Oh crap, MY MEDS!
Always reblog your daily reminder from Carrie Fisher to take your meds
This is a shrine to self care. This is how minor deities are born.
This is a shrine to
self care. This is how minor
deities are born.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via thecommunityoftrustworthysinks)

12:10pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3Xih4Si00

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June 30, 2023

grimeclown:

grimeclown:
grimeclown:
grimeclown:
Oh I see so it’s not that the person who made it was cultivating the strangest vibe possible for the grimace birthday playlist it’s that they put every song ever on it
The word “faggot” appears in the lyrics on this playlist multiple times. Dead Kennedy’s are on here.
I cannot. Stress. Enough. It is on the grimace birthday playlist.
IT IS ON. THE GRIMACE. BIRTHDAY PLAYLIST.

(via thecommunityoftrustworthysinks)

12:09pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3Xi2oya01

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June 30, 2023

theunvanquishedzims:

beemovieerotica:
pirates of the caribbean really introduced an eldritch octopus man who kills indiscriminately and torments the dead as their poster villain and then you watch the movies and it’s like, “oh no, actually the worst villain in this series is a small white british man who functions as the herald of capitalism” and that was very very brave of them
#here is a man so heartless he has literally cut his own heart out of his chest #but he’s still not as evil as the fucking east india trading company

(via inqorporeal)

3:59am | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3QhPVuu00

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June 29, 2023

biverly-switzler:

I’ve never watched a single episode of spn but I’ve been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

(via poopskrillex)

9:02pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3KjBhWe00

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June 29, 2023

old-flesh:

avoidbeing:
An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old
“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

(via definitelynotclayface)

4:19pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3GgFNOy00

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June 29, 2023

orange-marzipan:

breaddo:
breaddo:
wish english could make switching from formal to informal “you” a plot point but noooo. like yes i’m aware it’s easier for me to not have to worry about conjugating or anything but have you considered it’s boring
@sebdoeswords thank you for figuring out exactly what this post was about
[ID: Tags that read: “#none of y'all will ever understand the thrill of hearing your ship finally switch from Sie to du”. End ID]

(via tlirsgender)

4:05pm | URL: https://tmblr.co/ZqFJ-se3GTp1Cm00

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